Experiments for teenagers
As a 15 year old, (or thereabouts), I'd read that an erection is caused by it filling with blood.
Ok, what would happen then if I stopped the blood escaping? Would it give me a permanent stiffy?
I retired to my room that afternoon with a good handful of rubber-bands and proceeded to feed my genitals into them. I had about 4 bands (which were doubled up to be a tight fit) over my todger and under my bollocks which would cover all angles of approach. I added a few more and a couple around the base of the shaft.
It looked like it was working, it was immensely hard, so much so, it didn't feel real. I'd never seen those veins so large. There were other veins I'd not noticed before. My penis looked like a very angry bodybuilder.

I started choking the chicken, but the stopped. No! that would be cheating.

All I could think about was the pressure in my penis. I needed something to take my mind off it. I dug out some books and did my English coursework, that ought to do it.

I finished my assignment, looked down and it was gone.
Conclusion: Contrary to popular belief, you can't maintain a permanent stiffy using pressure alone.

Later on, I tried it again and shook the coconuts from the palm tree. Nothing came out. At all. Then, as the spasms stopped a very thick substance oozed to the surface. I mean thick, like soft lard.

I took all the bands off, and the watery component oozed out. No, trickled. There was a lot, it went everywhere. Not spurting, just running out like a slow running tap.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:17, 4 replies)

Just wrong
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Just WRONG
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:20, closed)

I'm glad you did this...

so we don't have to
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:31, closed)

So
That whole mastubatory lard image is great.
Somebody pass me the mindbleach.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:52, closed)

Thats fantastic
No, really
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 6:57, closed)