In the FHM a few years back
they had an article about this trick where by you catch a few blue bottle flies, put them in the fridge until they hybernate, then do weird tricks/experiemtns with them.

Apparantly you can glue a few flies to one match stick using their backs. Then, when they wake up, will fly off.#

Or have two matches with a fly stuck to each one. On each fly stick a broken match stick to their legs. Then hold them against each other. They should (when they wake up) start to immitate a fight like in gladiators.

Another one is glueing 2 match sticks together in a cros and then gluing all 4 ends with a fly on each end. Then throw it into the air . it should fly.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 16:27, 3 replies)

I'm dissapointed...
to find no mention of this after a quick google and youtube search...
(SillyMoo, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 20:14, closed)

march flies
we have very large, dopey biting flies here in summer called march flies. my cousin showed me a trick. when the flies land to bite, they are quite focused and easy to smack and stun. you then grab the seedy head off some grass and jam it up the flies backside. when it wakes up in a few seconds, it will take off like some sort of heavy haulage helicopter and dissapear off into the blue summer sky towing a length of grass many, many times its size with it. its quite amusing.
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 0:33, closed)

@ lazy killer robot
So you anally abuse flies?

*snigger*

made me laugh like a laughing fecker...gonna have that mental image all day :)

*keeps an eye out for large dopey flies with grass sticking out of their arses*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:29, closed)