How about…

So Les Dennis decided to track down the secret of the lost ancient art of juggling with balls on ropes (or Poi, as it’s known as)

On his quest he took a bottle of Cider made with pears instead of apples that used to belong to Amanda Holden, and a packet of Polos

They were his 'Poi-hunt-Les Ex-Perry Mints'


Phew.

Last?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, 11 replies)

yup
thats a pun alright...

quite ironic really as it was also a pointless experiment.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, closed)

If nothing else
you've succeeded in making me need to go poo.

Hopefully it will have changed by the time I return.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)

I take back
my earlier comment, this mental image is far more disturbing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)

.
i will have a poo too!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)

*Bows down to the King of puns*
*wishes he would stop it*
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, closed)

I'm currently marvelling...

At my ability to make people need to poo.

Shall I use my powers for good or evil?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, closed)

Evil
every time.

Make it happen to someone famous as proof. Like David Cameron in the middle of a press interview.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, closed)

^^Unfortunately...

My powers are exercised through the medium of puns.

But I will try to psychically transmit a shit pun to him next time I see him do a speech, and chuckle to myself as I watch him squirm and have to insert a thumb up his clackervalve
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, closed)

No
make it happen to Paris Hilton next time she's flashing her minge at the paparazzi.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, closed)

^^make a change
from his head being up there ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:00, closed)

I'm back.
I wiped and flushed and washed my hands, and it's still the same question!

GAH!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)