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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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How about…

So Les Dennis decided to track down the secret of the lost ancient art of juggling with balls on ropes (or Poi, as it’s known as)

On his quest he took a bottle of Cider made with pears instead of apples that used to belong to Amanda Holden, and a packet of Polos

They were his 'Poi-hunt-Les Ex-Perry Mints'


(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, 11 replies)
thats a pun alright...

quite ironic really as it was also a pointless experiment.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, closed)
If nothing else
you've succeeded in making me need to go poo.

Hopefully it will have changed by the time I return.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)
I take back
my earlier comment, this mental image is far more disturbing.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)
i will have a poo too!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)
*Bows down to the King of puns*
*wishes he would stop it*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, closed)
I'm currently marvelling...

At my ability to make people need to poo.

Shall I use my powers for good or evil?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, closed)
every time.

Make it happen to someone famous as proof. Like David Cameron in the middle of a press interview.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, closed)

My powers are exercised through the medium of puns.

But I will try to psychically transmit a shit pun to him next time I see him do a speech, and chuckle to myself as I watch him squirm and have to insert a thumb up his clackervalve
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, closed)
make it happen to Paris Hilton next time she's flashing her minge at the paparazzi.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, closed)
^^make a change
from his head being up there ....
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:00, closed)
I'm back.
I wiped and flushed and washed my hands, and it's still the same question!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)

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