I'm pictured naked in the August 1995 issue of Mountain Bike Rider.
drunk after competing in the Nationals at Malvern Hills that year.

I realise this lacks any serious comedy, Accord or supermodel girlfriend status but it does pretty much neatly cover the subject.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:14, 15 replies)

Don't you troll this site with your relevant answers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:16, closed)

it took me ages to tweeze the staples out to hang it on my wall

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:19, closed)

Me too.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered he was a nullo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:04, closed)

pics or gtfo

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:23, closed)

I can't be held responsible for the level of ladyaquaplaning that would occur

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:26, closed)

Or let me put it another way
You think I'm going to upload a picture that contains both my face and my genitalia to this place? pull the other one, son, it has bells on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:30, closed)

No one is interested in your face, badge

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:48, closed)

Its ok the dazzle from his head
will obscure his face
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:50, closed)

I wasn't bald or shaved 17 year ago, Bonz.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:28, closed)

you could be the next gmos

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:52, closed)

I deffo want to see it if it has bells on

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:53, closed)

alright?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:41, closed)

Did you get them caught in the spokes?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:12, closed)

There is a copy out there somewhere.
I will find it.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:02, closed)

There's a copy on my coffee table.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:42, closed)