I've only ever heard it from Evie when she told that story
I normally go for "foof"

In this context, I mean. Not as a general life choice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 11:54, 2 replies)

I find 'Cumdumpster' perfectly acceptable to say to a vicar.
Or possibly 'Gateway to her guts'?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:01, closed)

oo oo oo! just remembered...
my old gran, 92 has some one do her garden for her now.

every time she tells me she's had 'the lady gardener' round and what a thorough job she did i have to leave the room.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:27, closed)

yeh yeh
let me guess. You think your post is onto a winner, so you think popping up in other people's posts will win you some more clicks?

/desperate
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:55, closed)

thank you
for the insight into your sad bitter little thought processes

/comes as no surprise
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:56, closed)

alright, loser

(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:10, closed)

alright, plummie

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:12, closed)

ate you the tearful plumber with the chip on his shoulder or the tearful wannabe australian with the chip on his shoulder?
because nobody cares
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:23, closed)