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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

Suggested by mariam67

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
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Didnt vom in a hedge...but blood...fucking loads of blood!
Barry Butlins, late 80's early 90's. They used to have a "death slide" there...basically one of the ones with a slow start then a rapid vertical drop that makes your arsehole fall out of your trousers. On this particular day in question i never get to ride the bastard. My brother, as usual decides he wants to go first, sits down, prepares himself, lays back and...whoosh hes gone. He reaches the bottom and he's covered in claret, and his head is pissing blood like he's butchered and his ear is hanging on by about one centimetre of flesh. The old man runs over and kicks off about the saftey of the rides and all hell breaks loose. Dad hits someone, police are called, piles of employee's are trying to replicate what has happened by using the slide over and over. Police take statements and my bro's off to the hospital.

The ride was closed for the rest of the day...all because the stupid fuck-nugget! turned his head to the left as he slid down and the friction from the slide near enough tore his ear from the side of his head...and i wanted a go on the slide...selfish fucker!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:49, closed)
was that the one in the fun house
I went there about 35 years ago and the death slide was the first i ever saw. Scared the shit out of me as an 8 year old that's for sure.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:08, closed)
yep, the very same,
no frigging health and safety nonsense back then, just a bloody big drop and lots of kids pushing to the front to have a crack at it first!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:55, closed)

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