Blizzard Beach
Last year, we took a family trip to Walt Disney World. After the best part of two weeks' spent at the main parks, we decided to try the water park, "Disney's Blizzard Beach". Great fun, and home to the (second) highest water slide in the world, "Summit Plummet". The operator told me that the fastest she'd seen anyone go down it was 89 mph.

Anyway, there's a sign at the top "advising" patrons to cross their ankles on the way down. In my opinion, it wasn't emphatic enough. In the excitement and thrill of jumping from a rickety tower 120ft off the ground, I forgot.

Without crossing your ankles, the inside of your legs form a rudimentary funnel, blasting tepid chlorinated water/urine solution into the lower gastrointestinal tract at around 90mph.

I have been anally violated by the Disney Corporation, and I enjoyed it.
(Damp Eddie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:46, 4 replies)

"I have been anally violated by the Disney Corporation, and I enjoyed it"
Katy Perry's original lyrics to the chorus of "I kissed a girl"
Trufact.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:58, closed)

it's a good job I managed to find a convincing Disney Corporation disguise.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)

I really like that reply
I like it.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 17:07, closed)

I always wondered...
...what the concept meeting for that park went like. "I've got an idea for the theme of our water park!"

"What, tropical beach? Desert reef? Sunken treasure?"

"No, snow!" *Spang* "Owww."

I too have been on this ride, but I was a Good Boy and kept my legs together.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:18, closed)