It wasn't shit.
It was just an average rollercoaster hidden in a tent so that it was darkish. And with monstrous long queues with their own stage of crappy 1980s Butlins-style entertainers. And it smelled a bit like a teenage boys changing room.

Hang on ... maybe I mean "It was shit."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, 2 replies)

A fair assessment.
Also when are they going to update the video as you wait for Oblivion?

Nemesis is still the best ride there and what's all the fuss about Thirteen? We queued for fucking ages and it's the runaway mine train goes faster.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, closed)

13 isnt about the speed - its all about the surprise.
I liked Rita. That genuinely imopressed me with the speed.

nemisis still rules though.

Air is pants.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, closed)

Air was unique..hadn't been on it before.
Rita obviously starts well but not as good as Nemesis for my money.

Oblivion still gives that feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach but by the time you queue for a 10 second experience you're always left thinking is that it?

Kind of like having sex with me, yes.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, closed)

That was closed when we went.
So we went on rita three times
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, closed)

Rita was closed when I went
which was disappointing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:20, closed)

Yup
I agree with the average rollercoaster/Boys changing room part
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, closed)