I once got a temporary job in a haunted house
It was great. I had an entire room to myself. The whole room was painted with a black and white chequerboard pattern and so was my costume. (A basic cowled robe thing with cloth obscuring my face and a giant plastic axe) All I had to do was stand still and people would walk right past me. (The bad lighting helped) That is, until I leapt out at them and made them shit themselves.

Best part? The way out of the room was camouflaged as well, so they were trapped there foreverrrrr until I showed them where the exit was.

Aaaah, happy days, happy days. I've never had a job I enjoyed more.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:43, 2 replies)

Did you ever touch them in their naughty bits and hide again?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 4:24, closed)

What was the pay like?
I am looking for a new job.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:10, closed)