Dinosaur Land in Norfolk
There's an 80' long fibreglass dinosaur, the "Climbasaurus" that's got stairs in it's feet to get in, and a slide out of it's arse to get out.

It's essentially a climbing frame inside, but with floors to create 3 or 4 levels of pure hell. And about 4 portholes for ventilation.

I went in to retrieve my two lads and was confronted with at least 100 screaming, sweaty and hyperactive children crawling around like maggots in a carcass.

On the search for my offspring I found one poor attendant : a girl of around 16, sitting in the middle, with a "Kill me now" look on her face.

God only knows what she did to get that duty...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:26, 3 replies)

Dinosaur land IS Norfolk
I remember it well.

The girl stuck in the middle is probably one of our finest Paleontologists.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:40, closed)

No, she's not.
I took the "Kill me now" look literally.
Mind you, it did change to one of "Surprise"...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:53, closed)

i know what she didnt do to get that job
it was me and that was why i gave the inside the dinosuar job as punishment

mwahahaha
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:39, closed)