I've been faking being a lesbian for 20 years.
I had a lesbian phase when I was younger at the same time my mum met my step-dad. He wasn't particularly bothered and never mentioned it but since then it's been cock all the way and I haven't had the heart to tell him. Just recently he's been making furtive comments about lady-loving and because of someone I've met it may have to come out that I'm not gay.

I have to come out to my step-dad at the age of 43 that I'm not gay. How fucking scary is that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:31, 5 replies)

Surely...
That must be "coming in" rather than coming out. Or maybe it should be "Going in". Or maybe I'm just confusing myself.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 22:31, closed)

You don't want to be "coming in"
it hurts.

:(
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 22:39, closed)

Perhaps
you could break it to him gently by saying you're bi.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:29, closed)

Hahahahahahah!
Effing great! I love it!
*clicks*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 7:34, closed)

You could always put your new bloke in a dress
and say you like the really butch ones.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 5:10, closed)