Actually...

I am a vegetarian, teetotal, sensitive 00’s man.

But I constantly fake not being one by chowing copious amounts of meat, getting arseholed on cheap wine and cider and perving over attractive women, treating them as nothing more than mere sex objects.

Sometimes I don’t know how I keep up the pretence…life is a daily struggle.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:54, 6 replies)

I feel for you
I really do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:57, closed)

Enjoy it while you can
You're bound to get rumbled eventually.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:01, closed)

i feel for you mate....
im living the exact same lie
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:17, closed)

Well...
I'm faking it as a dangerous potentially violent borderline psychopath (in a nice way of course) when I'm really a hand-knitted tofu eating, corduroy-wearing, 2CV driving pacifist geography teacher!


Honest!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:10, closed)

Pooflake
You are a paragon of all things B3ta.
Keep up the good work.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:55, closed)

Are you a...
...Caring Understanding Noughties Type?

:)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:38, closed)