I have no idea
why you all find me so attractive, I have a face like a bag of spanners and clearly the middle one is a fake tit

signed

That woman from Total recall
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:04, 13 replies)

...
This is one of the worst QotW replies I have ever seen. It is catastrophically, wallpaper-strippingly bad.

For that reason, and despite my better judgement, it is going to get a click.

Thus:
*click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:08, closed)

I can't bring myself
to click the post...

but I would click the reply if I could.
( Moey, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:10, closed)

Do you mean
(A) Sharon Stone
(b) The latino one
(C) The prossie with 3 tits

Answers on a postcard to "Which woman from Total Recall competition"

Edit - Ah yes, the joy of speed reading when at work, I see that you did specify which woman.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, closed)

3 tits= 1 too many.
Proper tits allocation must leave room for a gentleman's face twixt each seperate bazonga. Prossie licence revoked.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:21, closed)

baw_bag
unless you're up for a threesome, in which case the extra tit could come in handy.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:23, closed)

With three
you have got one for each hand, and one to dribble on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:27, closed)

Enzyme
im sorry, but it is a monday and my blood alcohol level is dangerously low.

Yes, the three busommed lady is who I meant, how many other people do you know with a middle tit? (apart from me, but then the enormous dick also on my head tends to hide it quite well anyway)
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:33, closed)

Actually -
I did genuinely laugh. It's the utter wrongness of "That woman from Total Recall". Kind of genius...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:44, closed)

Maybe I've put a little bit too much thought into this...

But I always thought that they were ALL fake on 'Tallulah-The-Triple-Titted-Tart From Mars'.

If memory serves the breasticles on display were of admirable size...How could they make a gap inbetween two jubblies that were big enough to fit an entire third one in?

Perhaps it was a flat-chested 'respectable actress' who had the rack stapled on by Industrial Light and Magic or whoever it was...

*Scratches head*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:54, closed)

Homopond
if you have another look, you will notice that although perfect, they are slightly undersized. Looking at just two of them will give you a sense of scale.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:02, closed)

2 on the front
and 1 on the back for when your waltzing
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, closed)

How about
two on the front and two on the back?

I present to you: backboobs!


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:19, closed)

Oh my GOD!
It's either that or her arse has found it's way into her vest!

Why of course a threesome would be fantastic, although I don't have enough faces to put between all of them :(
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:23, closed)