Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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I've faked male orgasm.and slid a finger up her to catch the inevitable 'mess' to save the sheets and popped my finger in my mouth.
What can I say? It wasn't happening.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:53,
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"What can I say?""What can I say?", he asks.... well....... you could always have tried saying nothing!!!!! just a leetle bit TMI.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:29,
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Fakin'I tried to fake it once when I couldn't be arsed carrying on, I must have looked like a gurning idiot cos she knew straight away and was not a happy camper.
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:32,
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Wear a condomThen you don't have to explain anything. Except maybe why you're wearing a condom.
Shit. Didn't think that through.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:50,
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Wellyou could have flipped her over on all fours, then pulled out and spit on her back.
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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 22:35,
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MinionHas the solution.
Another 3 months of non-parentage (hopfully) in the bag whilst I save the cash to leave the bint.
Should a child be produced, I'll not be leaving.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 22:53,
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@ minionyou're supposed to save that trick for when you want to come on her face.... after spitting, ask for a kiss, and when she turns round the sticky-white-love-piss can rope all over those fluttering eyelashes.
ahem...
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