
Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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and slid a finger up her to catch the inevitable 'mess' to save the sheets and popped my finger in my mouth.
What can I say? It wasn't happening.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:53, 6 replies)

"What can I say?", he asks.... well....... you could always have tried saying nothing!!!!! just a leetle bit TMI.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:29, closed)

I tried to fake it once when I couldn't be arsed carrying on, I must have looked like a gurning idiot cos she knew straight away and was not a happy camper.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:32, closed)

Then you don't have to explain anything. Except maybe why you're wearing a condom.
Shit. Didn't think that through.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:50, closed)

you could have flipped her over on all fours, then pulled out and spit on her back.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 22:35, closed)

Has the solution.
Another 3 months of non-parentage (hopfully) in the bag whilst I save the cash to leave the bint.
Should a child be produced, I'll not be leaving.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 22:53, closed)

you're supposed to save that trick for when you want to come on her face.... after spitting, ask for a kiss, and when she turns round the sticky-white-love-piss can rope all over those fluttering eyelashes.
ahem...
( , Wed 16 Jul 2008, 8:27, closed)
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