Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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You horrible bastardsYou could have faked being nice! Now you've gone and made that DonkeyJelly fella run away and sulk.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:13, 39 replies)
Have a clickyI know. I shouldn't. But I'm a bad boy *licks lips*
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No need mate.I've just been an idiot. Maybe I'll come back in a few years, with a different username and less of a strop on.
(I didn't actually have a strop on, by the way.)
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@DJYou should stay. You never know what you might learn. These snooty fuckers are full of pearls.
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@BazMessage recieved and understood. I'll just get rid of my profile (which is rather spazzed up) and change my username.
Edit: Any suggestions for new username?
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BUt thenWe'd all know it was you and there goes your anonimity. Can I suggest Davey fae tha toon?
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@DJFolk respect a man who can learn his lesson.
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@TeranAs in 'the town' or Newcastle? Bear in mind I'm Scouse.
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I'm sure they do BazThey probably prefer me to the noob who posted shopped child pr0n on the main board recently.
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As in the townI be Scottish
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@TeranAnd I be not. So...hmm.
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erm, ok,any chance you're your own worst enemy?
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I meant itin the sense that I would never have meant tha toon to be newcastle. Quite perplexed about that really.
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@BazOK, I'm RISing now.
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*scratches head*what does 'RISing' mean ?
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What, never heard the term 'RIS'?All I meant is, I don't understand.
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RISNever heard of it - would you like to explain ?
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I have explained.Jesus, you're hard work. ;)
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@BazAs people keep telling me.....Google is your friend.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:55,
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From urbandictionary.comris I don't get it. Just type RIS whenever you don't get something, and no-one else will get it too.
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As much as I resent having to agree with a big girl's blouseI agree with big-girls-blouse.
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Refugee Information Servicesgrand so, I'll pop in on the way home.
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You shouldnever resent agreeing with BGB, she is very agreeable.
The RIS thing, I am reliably informed, comes from a picture of a Morrisons sign where the RIS had gone out leaving Mor-ons.
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No 'Morrisons' here, I'm afraidbut we're quite kind to refugees it seems so that makes up for it.
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@althegeordieI'm sure she is.
Yes, I have also heard that story.
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Glad that's cleared upnow why am I my own worst enemy?
Something I said?
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Posting child pr0nisn't a traditional way of ingratiating yourself where I'm from. Maybe it's different if you have decrepit Morrisons signs. Enlighten me.
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I think there hasbeen a confusion, DJ didn't post the child pr0n, some other noob did. At least, I hope that's right.
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@al - yup - confusionI read 'prefer' as 'refer'.
Apologies, DJ.
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All is understood.Now if you don't mind, I'll be leaving.
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Failure stalks my every stepAnother n00b lost. Poor fella's probably earning himself an ASBO as we type.
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Leaving the conversation, you numpty. ;)And why the hell would I earn myself an ASBO?
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cos you're a yoof!I'm too old for an ASBO. In my day, we didnt have ASBO's of course. They threw us in the army...mither, prattle, yawn.... Where's my meals-on-wheels?
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@BazThat would have been an office lol if I had an office. :D
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When I were a ladWe didn't have ASBOs either. They only created them when I became an adult. THough the youth of today do mae me feel older than I am.
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Poor Teran.Do we scare you with our incomprehensible slang and mysterious hoodies?
I don't own a hoodie myself. Fucking stupid things, really. Especially in the absence of precipitation.
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Scare me?Nah. I'm much too confident in myself. It would be more accurate to say I feel pity for much of today's youth.
Though they're not all bad. In fact some of the teenagers/trainees I work with are quite rewarding to work with when we see them progress.
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So do I, so do I.Being of superior intelligence, etcetera.
Oh, I'm so smug I could eat myself.
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SoWhat was the story? Looks like the post was deleted...
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There wasn't a story.I was just being a grumpy/angsty sod about various 'fake' things. It won't happen again.
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