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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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I faked having a story
so I could announce to my internet chums that my beautiful baby girl Eleni was safely born yesterday at 2:10pm.

I am also not faking it when I say I am the most chuffed chap alive.

*message ends*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:32, 16 replies)
And I am faking being un-moved by this news.
Congratulations *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:38, closed)
Hurrah!
Nice work Monty and Mrs Monty!

*wets babys head*

And a lovely name too!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:38, closed)
Big
Congratulations!
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:39, closed)
Congrats
Monty!

Glad all is well and is going ok!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:39, closed)
...
Sign her up for a b3ta account NOW.

It's a surefire way to fuck her up young with HILARIOUS results the best present you could give a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:39, closed)
s
Many congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:42, closed)
^^ What Enzyme said
and congratulations sir!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:43, closed)
*click*
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Boyce - and chuffed you may indeed be!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:43, closed)
Woohoo!
congratulations!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:46, closed)
Good work!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:48, closed)
*bows with a flourish*
First of all I'd like to thank God, my mom and pops, the amazing supporting cast and everyone at the Academy for making this all possible.

I love you all! Mwah! Mwah!

*blubs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:51, closed)
I'd say you should thank
Your penis, and all the little swimmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:01, closed)
And Mrs Montys
foofy for providing safe passage for the swimmers!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:05, closed)
Congratulations!
Also: ignore all parenting advice from anyone. That way lies sadness and sleepless nights. Unless they're a healthcare professional or summin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:50, closed)
Congratulations,..
Now make sure you treat Mrs Monty like an angel for the next fortnight, and hopefully she'll look after the Montette for the next 18 yrs....
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:56, closed)
Woohoo!
and congrats too.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:19, closed)

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