Eamonn Fucking Holmes
That's right. Eamonn Holmes.

His very presence dillutes the atmosphere of any programme, like watered-down beer.

Daytime TV has always been a pet-hate of mine. It's just so dull, dreary, unimaginative, and soul drestroying. So much so that whenever I'm off work ill I always end up going back before I'm well enough, just to get away from shite like This Morning, or whatever other shite he's on these days.

Eamonn Holmes is easily the epitomy of boring Daytime TV shite. The smug knob-rash is the televisual equivalent of eating cardboard.

I wouldn't mind but he's getting harder and harder to escape from. He's fucking everywhere.

Someone must have told Sky News they needed to make their morning broadcasts less interesting, so they trundled out the fat cunt just so he can mention Manchester United at every fucking opportunity.

I could go on for hours but instead I'll leave it up to Tom Baker, who had this to say about the lardy fucker.

"Eamonn Holmes with his terrible 'I'm eating shit' grin and that acid blonde: bottle blonde, black bush - Fi-ona, I think he calls her. I couldn't possibly go on, I would be sick in his lap".
(Barry Subchimp, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:13, 4 replies)

His autobiography is the stuff of legend
Full to the brim with smug "Needless to say, I had the last laugh" anecdotes.

On no account should you expect to pay money for it, though
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:41, closed)

All of this is true...
....but what I really detest about him is that his wife is surprisingly tidy, in a milfy schoolteacher type way.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:26, closed)

He's a twat
But I do like the take they do of him on that impression show where he eats everything
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:17, closed)

Argh.
You can always tell when Man Utd have lost over the weekend, 'cos he'll still be sulking about it by Monday.

So many reasons, the bloke's just a cunt.

I'm half way down page 2 and pretty much everyone from my list has already been said.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:18, closed)