Diego Maradona

If I ever meet the above gentleman at a public event I shall instantly punch him squarely in the face shouting "THAT'S the hand of god you dirty cheating greasy dwarf bastard"

I shall then be taken to prison where I will be treated as a king by my grateful fellow inmates, like Noel Coward in "The Great Escape"
(The Pesky Trout, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:56, 6 replies)

here here
the drugged up cheating dego bastard son of a whore.
"Got to love the 2nd goal though".........no you cunts it was scored against England how or why would I love it!!!
(wobbler, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:01, closed)

pft, that's old news...
now Thierry Henry...
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:02, closed)

Er... wasn't that in the Italian job...
clap clap, clapclap clap, clapclap clap clap "BRIDGER!"
(cidercomic hasn't finished it yet..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:48, closed)

yeah, but it's only football.
*walks away*
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:04, closed)

I'm sorry, but you were warned.
If you'd just watched quietly during the reruns of Zorro and the classic Cisco Kid series from about 1960 you would have realised that the baddies were ALWAYS called Diego.
(The Jannie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 21:32, closed)

Suck it up
He's a fucking legend
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 7:20, closed)