Gary Rhodes
I've never been able to watch him since he did a programme where he made a steak and kidney pie.

It wasn't a steak and kidney pie as we normal people might think of it, oh no no no. He's much too clever to do a steak and kidney pie like an ordinary person might. No: it was a steak. And a pie with kidneys in it.

And he was so bloody pleased with himself for having thought up this Brilliant Conceit. He kept smirking at the camera and repeating how he was going to do "A Steak. And Kidney Pie".

I can still see the smirking bastard now. Grrrrrrrr.

And every time I see him all I can hear is this grinning voice saying "Steak. And Kidney Pie". It makes me quite irrationally enraged, it's rather bizarre really.

And the pie looked crap, too.
(richardm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:43, 3 replies)

Not Irrational at all
I remember him doing a 'fry up' 'FRY UP!!!!' with grilled everything, oven baked bacon or someother bullshit, grilled everything. If he's going to do it call it a fucking 'Grill Up'. might as well.

Fucking fuckety fuck fuck.
(Aamen Hammer is straining, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:07, closed)

Aarrgh
The oven baked bacon has reminded me of his habit of pan frying everything before it goes in the oven "to give it that roasted flavour".

Is it too early to start drinking heavily? It *is* Friday after all.
(richardm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:21, closed)

*Ahem*
www.b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post631633

Celebrity chefs are starting to get a bit of a kicking here. Good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:23, closed)