If Jermey Clarkson fucks you up the kipper that much, I've an idea that just might work.
DON'T FUCKING WATCH TOP GEAR!
There that was easy. Now go on, have a moan about the weather or just slope off for an angry wank.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 21:18, 1 reply)

Dear Dear
Oh my, did I even mention Top Gear? I don't think I did. You probably don't read papers so I'll tell you that he has at least two columns in the Sunday Times and WH Smith is absolutely groaning with his pathetic DVDs, presumably aimed at bell-ends like your good self. And you may disagree with me but may I remind you that the topic was to say which celebs you hate and I hate HIM so forgive me for having my own opinion you angry little cunt. Jesus!
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 0:20, closed)

Oh dear. One's bitten the hook here chaps.
Look you humourless gobshyting pisstrumpet, what do you expect. This is b3ta, a site which is all about having a spot of fun. You obviously don't get it or have a serious lack of it or you are just one of those whining cunts that give us Brits a bad name. I therefore suggest you either take it in the manner it was intended and stop attempting to use an online offensive persona in order to fuck me off. You would'nt call me a cunt to my face so don't do it on here fucko.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:27, closed)

"humourless gobshyting pisstrumpet"
^ HA! Fucking brilliant!
(zebby wasting irony here on, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:11, closed)

this should explain it all.
www.captainhoodbutter.co.cc
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:43, closed)

Oh my!
You really do have anger-management issues don't you? Calm down dear, it's only B3ta.
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:32, closed)