Jo Whiley
I'm quite surprised I've only seen her name mentioned once or twice. Listening to that vapid bint is probably my own version of hell. She's such a dull, cocky, thinks-she-knows-it-all fuckwit that doesn't deserve the kind of influence she has on music, and her belief that she is personally responsible for every new band's rise to fame is sickening.

If I had the choice of either being fisted by Mike Tyson with his gloves on, or hearing her grating voice for an hour or three, I'd gladly take an arse transplant.

I could probably never tire of hitting her horrid face with my fists/crow bar/guitar etc. Whatever I have to hand really. Perhaps that would fix the way she inhales through her teeth after EVERY sentence!

Sorry about the length, but every little helps.

/un-lurk
(MuseMuse became self-aware on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 7:18, 2 replies)

Oh
Fuck yes, if Tyson's other fist is free I'd gladly oblige if you could arrange a Whiny "queen of indie pop you've never heard of" vs Moyles death match with no winner.
(Speshal, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 9:47, closed)

^This^
Quick, get together a rough draft and copyright it. You could make millions! Or at least a tenner.
( VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 10:04, closed)