Nicholas Parsons
I accidentally caught the start of Just A Minute on Radio 4, and remembered a crappy TV programme about Celebrities Who Can't Drive from a few years back. If I'm to believe what I saw, Mr Parsons believes that He Is An Important Person to whom trivial things like road safety and the Highway Code shouldn't possibly matter, what with him being From The Telly and that. Based on this quarter of an hour alone, I deemed him to be a pompous arsehole and therefore hate him.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:48, 2 replies)

But but but...
..."Mr Jolly Lives Next Door" absolves him of everything, doesn't it?
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 18:41, closed)

I'd forgotten about that prat.
He spent an hour with his dresser doing his hair before 'appearing' at an afters. Promanades out - girls playing with wet sponges splash him - Screams - Huffs back to his dressing room.
He was not missed.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 11:02, closed)