In no particular order except the first:

Bono.

Cheryl Cole - in that shampoo advert where she says her hair feels "full of laiyfe". I just want to punch her.

Zane Lowe - He's the biggest fan of every artist on the planet, and that's not possible.

Tim Westwood - Unfortunately he's the argument against black and white integration.

All the members of Metallica - They did 7 encores at the Big Day Out, and Lars Ulrich stole my wallet from Download.

Alan Carr - He should work at being funny, not camp.

Katie Price - I don't give two shits about what that fugly slapper does next.

Mel Gibson - *see South Park*

I don't dislike Michael McIntyre though.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 11:31, 7 replies)

So you actually mean
Cheryl Cole the Geordie accent
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 11:37, closed)

"I don't dislike Michael McIntyre though"
Must try harder.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 11:44, closed)

No
I don't dislike the Geordie accent. She just does it a humungous disservice.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:07, closed)

You can get a story from the bit where Lars Ulrich nicked your wallet.
If you expand it, that is. Stories and actual answers are sadly lacking this week.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:16, closed)

Well said.

(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:04, closed)

I have avoided this qotw until today
for this exact reason.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:27, closed)

I'm with you on Zane Lowe
He is best mates with every band you've never heard of.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:27, closed)