B3ta
That Rob Manu

Mod edit: Shut the fuck up or your account goes in the bin.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:18, 8 replies)

PWNED!

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:53, closed)

Too true!
That Manuel thinks h


Mod edit:
You too - no warnings
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:16, closed)

Oooooooooohhhhh!
'You're in trouble...you're in trouble!'
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:28, closed)

All mods are bastards!
I swear, there was never a more useless bunch of cu

Mod edit: one more of you fuckwits pulls this and we'll sell your information to the Nigerians.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:06, closed)

Oh, and another thing
they also have big cocks and are ace and everyone loves them for creating this site, how I didn't think to post this earlier I don't know.

I dare the fuckers lovely individuals they are edit my post...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:44, closed)

Gah! Tell me about it! Those cat-dick motherfu
Mod edit: you asked for it.

HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.

ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.

BEST REGARDS
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:54, closed)

I would...
...sell my house, both of my children and all of my possessions to help those lovely people at b3ta.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:14, closed)

Haha
Gutted.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 6:15, closed)