Sir Alan Sugar
and any of the worthless wastes of oxygen that infest the apprentice.

Now fair play he has built a business from nothing, even if it was schlepping dodgy imported tat during the 80's. He's got to the point where he wants to pass a few hints and tips across. Or so he would like you to believe.
Successful he may be, but he really is quite a charmless toad, though to be fair if I was confronted by the so called contestants I'd lose my sense of humour.

As for the contestants. Well where do I start?

Are they deliberately that stupid? Unfortunately I think not. They are the worst sort of slimy corporate assholes, and unfortunately they and their ilk are always going to be out there.

Alan says: "I want you to find your arse with both hands" here's a map and a torch

Contestants: Well we did a flow chart, and held some focus groups...

Facepalm
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 19:08, 4 replies)

Alan Micheal Sugar TrADing
or AMSTRAD.

CUNT.
Fucked over Sinclair the cock hole.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:29, closed)

Nick and Marge tho
are solid - love them they have that knowing smile and seem to be getting more and more sarcastic each week... Shame she's leaving, but Karen Brady is kinda more fit!
(macomateo is procrastinating on, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:44, closed)

In his defence
At least he's not Donald Trump
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:50, closed)

the sad thing is...
I work in a very large retail organisation as a manager and I have colleagues who treat Sir Alans words like the Scriptures.

They analyse his every word and gesture.

Its like he is The One Minute Manager personfied, and they all want his babies.

/sigh
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:51, closed)