how could I forget???
Richard fucking Blackwood, britains answer to eddie murphy, well we failed the fuckin test with this talent and personality free oxygen thief, the finest performing arts student to graduate from carshalton college. This nonentity has been trading on his z list celebrity status in the bars and night clubs of london, hoping some gawping slug brained slapper wll service his apparently not very impressive genitalia 'yeah babe its Black and i've got wood' was the line I overheard, I nearly glassed you there and then. your nadir was having an enema on (i wish i was a real) celebrity spa if only they had put hydrochloric acid through instead and put us at rest at ease from ever seeing you scraping and grasping into some media event in the future. you were never funny and you never will be,
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:04, 3 replies)

you had me at oxygen thief
and it just kept gettin better.
(Raol Duke, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:06, closed)

I remember him
someone was trying to make him famous and tried shoe-horning him into all sorts of ideas. All of which failed.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:33, closed)

"1, 2, 3, 4, Get with the wicked..."

No, how about "FUCK OFF" instead?
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:28, closed)