Who really pisses me off?
Twats with a full head of hair who shave the cunt off. I wish I still had hair to enjoy. CUNTS!!!! Just rub it in why don't you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:16, 5 replies)

But-but-but...
We're trying to make it FASHIONABLE for other guys!

I remember turning 20 and thinking hey, now that I'm in the oh-so-trendy demographic, let's make COMBOVERS in style! That way, when we're old and falling apart, it won't look so godawful! It didn't work, but the idea is the same. You owe us!
(jessemoya, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:39, closed)

Yeah fuck that
I have lots and lots of hair and I wear it long. Prople tell me to get a crew cut with "Busty Andy" for a fiver but my hair's too beautiful for that - I go to Selfridges in Birmingham every two months. The less "well endowed" can rock the shaved n' tidy look and good luck to them.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:56, closed)

Sorry :(
Although i don't shave it off completely but do go down to a number 3 on the clippers
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 2:38, closed)

You know...I thought this too
Although, and I may be treading on thin ice here, it does seem to be an English thing.

Up here in Chilly Jocko-Land, we covet our hair, as it keeps the heat in. Maybe its too warm in England?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:38, closed)

Yeah...
...just like that bloody Jade Goody.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:50, closed)