Famous people I hate
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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Kelly "Talent Vacuum" Osborne
What's not to hate?
Appearance: moronic and overweight checkout operator with a permanent expression of slack-jawed idiocy.
Claim to fame: being the daughter of a drug-ravaged buffoon
Natural habitat: shops, trendy bars, tattoo parlours, obscure satellite channels, the bargain bin at Lidl, rehab
Career arc: can't sing, can't dance, too ugly to be a model and too stupid to be a TV presenter (which is really saying something).
Identifying marks: prison tats, lantern jaw, Lego hair, still looks like an underage mother no matter how much her clothes cost.
See also any Geldof kid and any "wife of..."
( , Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:35, 1 reply)
What's not to hate?
Appearance: moronic and overweight checkout operator with a permanent expression of slack-jawed idiocy.
Claim to fame: being the daughter of a drug-ravaged buffoon
Natural habitat: shops, trendy bars, tattoo parlours, obscure satellite channels, the bargain bin at Lidl, rehab
Career arc: can't sing, can't dance, too ugly to be a model and too stupid to be a TV presenter (which is really saying something).
Identifying marks: prison tats, lantern jaw, Lego hair, still looks like an underage mother no matter how much her clothes cost.
See also any Geldof kid and any "wife of..."
( , Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:35, 1 reply)
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