Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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What's not to hate?
Appearance: moronic and overweight checkout operator with a permanent expression of slack-jawed idiocy.
Claim to fame: being the daughter of a drug-ravaged buffoon
Natural habitat: shops, trendy bars, tattoo parlours, obscure satellite channels, the bargain bin at Lidl, rehab
Career arc: can't sing, can't dance, too ugly to be a model and too stupid to be a TV presenter (which is really saying something).
Identifying marks: prison tats, lantern jaw, Lego hair, still looks like an underage mother no matter how much her clothes cost.
See also any Geldof kid and any "wife of..."
(, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:35, 1 reply)
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