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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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who ever ..
smelt it, dealt it...

Simple.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:12, 6 replies)
i thought
whoever did the rhyme did the crime?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:38, closed)
What about:
They that denied it,
supplied it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:24, closed)
there's always
who ever rapped it,
crapped it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:13, closed)
he who
spoketh last

did the botty blast
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:09, closed)
Fucking hell
I've just posted a reply to the person on the first page who mentioned the "who smelt it..." thing, about how my 5 year old niece foiled my attempt to blame her for a beefy fart. Thanks for these further sayings, she doesn't stand a chance now, I will reign supreme!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, closed)
bindun!
cheeky!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:41, closed)

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