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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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H.A.S A.G.M
Firstly neither myself or anyone invold in this ritual side with or agree with Nazis but...

Every christmas sparkley tinsel moustaches are worn (the tinsel you find around crackers), we all become shouty German types, my uncle takes on a camp christmas Hitler persona and we spend the majority of the day slowly getting more drunk and yelling/singing in German accents at one another.

So christmas is now known as the Hitler Appreciation Society - Annual General Meeting.
H.A.S AGM invites go out every year.

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(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:11, 9 replies)
Can I come?
sounds fun.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:46, closed)
Ha ha
Unfair! I only wish my family's Christmas celebrations were as exciting. All we ever do is sit around the table and get drunk.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:02, closed)
Luxury.
I sit around a table watching the wife get drunk.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:00, closed)
It's not just me then?!





(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:23, closed)
King Ace!
opera clickerty
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, closed)
Hitler xmas tree
didn't a b3tan once make a hitler christmas tree - or did I imagine the angel of death on the top of it?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:28, closed)
Christ alive
This is amazing.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:18, closed)
Hey!
Your family sounds like plenty of fun.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 6:24, closed)
Not even having seen Schindler's List for the first time last night
stopped me going *pffffft* when I read this.

Best of! SCHNELL!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:53, closed)

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