oh
my dad and I do this too!
what's particularly tragic is that since I've moved to the US, dad and I have pun wars by email now...

we're on fish at the moment (enough carping on, stop floundering about, what's the name of the plaice you visited at the weekend? etc etc). this has been going on for a month...
( ascorbate, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:08, 1 reply)

Finish it quickly!
By turbot charging the conversation?
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:19, closed)

Stop it now
to save your sole!

Also: You've been cod in the act

Or just say "Halibut". When you get the inevitable "WTF?" responses, tell them it was a red Herring...

When I'm out with my family I plan my routes to avoid anything fish related now.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:46, closed)

Pfft
Puns. That's enough of that methinks.

Well I'm off to the cinema to catch the 12:00 manatee.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:26, closed)

I wrote a pun-inspired poem like that once
If we can get a plaice at a table
That's fine by me
We could just go for the hailbut
And maybe get some for free

But I wouldn't want to bass my decision
And make people pout
Purely because of my fascination
With the different types of trout

But alas, I'm starting to flounder
So i pray to cod, I still have a sole
Enough of this madness
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:13, closed)