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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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pinky
Me and my girlfriend have this thing that if you make a pinky promise (hold each others pinky) U HAVE TO DO IT.

If you don't u get to break there pinky.


SO far no PINKYS have been hurt
(Bermuda_import Beach party this weekend, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:07, 13 replies)
You
not u, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:22, closed)
you steaming nit you...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:34, closed)
brake?
break, surely?
(dchurch bah, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:41, closed)
:)
i thought that but it did not look right. Sorted now though :)
(Bermuda_import Beach party this weekend, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:47, closed)
Gets red pen
Pinkies, their and you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:56, closed)
"Their"

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:55, closed)
"My girlfriend and I"
It's nominative!

(Do I win the pedantry competition? :))
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:14, closed)
I thought
If I said that too then I would come across as a complete and utter cunt.

(but then I am a teacher)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:53, closed)
"Other's"
Not "others".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:04, closed)
"Pinkies"
Not "PINKYS".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:06, closed)
Before I looked
I said to myself "Five replies. I bet they're all grammar corrections".

B3ta always delivers...
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:55, closed)
I thought
that that was the basis of the pinky promise?
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:26, closed)
My sis and her boyfriend do that
I find it rather irritating!
(Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:36, closed)

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