Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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My mum only ever let us watch the BBC because she thought adverts were evil, and we never had any sweets in the house - even Ribena was banned. We just had fruit. Me and my brother used to sneak into the cupboard and eat vitamin pills because they were the sweetest thing we could find.
Totally backfired though; now I love adverts more than actual telly, and eat the most synthetic E-number laden food I can find. Ha! Take that, mum!
( , Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:40, 6 replies)
My mum only ever let us watch the BBC because she thought adverts were evil, and we never had any sweets in the house - even Ribena was banned. We just had fruit. Me and my brother used to sneak into the cupboard and eat vitamin pills because they were the sweetest thing we could find.
Totally backfired though; now I love adverts more than actual telly, and eat the most synthetic E-number laden food I can find. Ha! Take that, mum!
( , Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:40, 6 replies)
Thats totally totally mental - are you related to me
Those hariborange vitamin tablets were the closest thing i ever got to sweets and when we went round my grans me, my dad and my brother could all be found elbow deep in the biscuit tin nomming like cows with cud. Grandpa let us watch ITV which was like porn to me. AND mum sent me to bloody school with a tupperware cup of water WATER in my shit plastic tupperware lunchbox with my tongue sandwich and a wrinkly apple.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:34, closed)
Those hariborange vitamin tablets were the closest thing i ever got to sweets and when we went round my grans me, my dad and my brother could all be found elbow deep in the biscuit tin nomming like cows with cud. Grandpa let us watch ITV which was like porn to me. AND mum sent me to bloody school with a tupperware cup of water WATER in my shit plastic tupperware lunchbox with my tongue sandwich and a wrinkly apple.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:34, closed)
me too
and after being exposed to milo (before the milk is added) at a friend's house I came home and ate a wholoe teaspoon of straight cocoa. blerugh.
Vitamin C tablets are great.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 4:42, closed)
and after being exposed to milo (before the milk is added) at a friend's house I came home and ate a wholoe teaspoon of straight cocoa. blerugh.
Vitamin C tablets are great.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 4:42, closed)
yeah
it was those Sanatogen kids tablets that were little spheres of all different colours - and therefore flavours, even though they all tasted the same. Purple was the best.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:31, closed)
it was those Sanatogen kids tablets that were little spheres of all different colours - and therefore flavours, even though they all tasted the same. Purple was the best.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:31, closed)
We weren't allowed sweets either
and we didn't have the sugar-coated vitamin pills so that was no good... I think I took to eating saccharin tabs at one point. Nice.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:43, closed)
and we didn't have the sugar-coated vitamin pills so that was no good... I think I took to eating saccharin tabs at one point. Nice.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2008, 14:43, closed)
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