I was at the gym on Monday
and some bloke had a poo, and then strode straight off to the free weights without a hint of hand washing.

I really wanted to point out to a member of staff that he had feacal fingers and was touching all the equipment!

I think its filthy and disgusting
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:06, 2 replies)

So...
Why didn't you?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 12:22, closed)

there weren't any!

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 12:34, closed)

how did you know
he was having a poo. Are you one of those toilet traders who peers through those tiny holes in the cubicles YOU PERVERT. Then you stick your cock through the bigger hole and get it sucked and often it is the vicar with his troop of boy scouts.

Or perhaps he was having a wank and not a poo and therefore had spunkyfingers.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:35, closed)

ff? ffs!
Fecal fingers? ... was he playing in it? do you not have wiping paper there?

Honestly ,just think, if you had actually found someone to report it to ... you could have graduated to Bathroom police detective division!

I hear there's going to be a new CSI about that, maybe you could apply...
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:40, closed)