Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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You may have been thinking thatbut when you see my sex fox covered in baby oil, that's all you'll ever think about.
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It's all I think about nowbecause I want to know how the baby oil doesn't stick to the furry bits, like a heavily-scented see-through oil slick.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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It doesbut that's what makes it so good, it can slide in anywhere without any unpleasant friction.
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I likethe friction. Friction is what makes it burn, baby!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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Some frictionis good, too much friction is bad. Especially in some places. The sex fox has just the right amount of friction where it matters.
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Watch?Hell, you can join in if you want. There's plenty of sex fox to go round.
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I don't get roomswith b3tans anymore.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:05,
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You just do itin the street surrounded by tramps.
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Like the rest of us.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:20,
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*adopts tom baker voice*"yes I must have done I've just dropped my chips"
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