Too old for a dad....
Yup, these are the words my father told me when I was 14, just so he could please his new wife, who incidentally was only 6 years older than me.

She wanted me and my sister gone, so they could play happy families together.

3 kids with her later, she's the size of a house and she kicked him out.
Now he lives in a shitty flat in a really shitty part of Glasgow.

Now aged 39, I found out where he lived, drove over in my nice brand new car and made sure he knew who I was before I laughed in his face at his sad life.

I'm planning on finding my step siblings and telling them who I am, just so they know what kind of a father they have.
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:51, 15 replies)

This
is how to do it
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:55, closed)

Jesus
Glad it didn't turn out too bad for you.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:57, closed)

I like this!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:06, closed)

and what, exactly,
was proved, and to whom? And when you talk to your step siblings, what will they make of you?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:28, closed)

^this^

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:59, closed)

Will you wax and polish your Honda Accord
so that it gleams of justice?
(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:35, closed)

shocking thing for a dad to do to his kid at 14
but I predict this going into Amorous Badger's - Honda Accord section all the same.
( djtrialprice, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:04, closed)

Oh I agree it is a shocking thing to do,
but as has been said nothing was proved by such a "Needless to say I had the last laugh" action except for sinking to his level. Finding your step-brothers and sisters just to badmouth their Dad is unneccesary too. They either already know he's a twat or they're trying to make the best of their parents split by keeping in contact with him.

Either way they don't need any more shit on their plate from some guy they've never met.
(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:52, closed)

Sorry to thread jack and all
but what is it about Honda Accords? I think that I missed the moment that they became famous for some reason on B3ta. I drive one (estate version for all of the kids and the dog) and it's a bloody good car. Way better than the Merc I had before it. Well built, good quality and feckin fast.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:07, closed)

I am also confused by the Honda Accord business
I've asked before but no one has told me! :@

I think this is a question to be asked in Off Topic
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:48, closed)

de-ris
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260
( djtrialprice, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:02, closed)

in a shitty flat in a really shitty part of Glasgow
an executive box in celtic park?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:17, closed)

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT ON THE INTERNET.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:46, closed)

You should have firebombed his apartment. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:54, closed)