Fancy Dress
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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It's all b3ta's fault
Shortly before halloween, there was an FP courtesy of Rotating Wobbly Hat featuring a young lady dressed as a suicide bomber. Perfect.
My brother was in dire need of a costume, so i suggested he strap 40 odd party poppers to his chest and put a tea towel on his head and go as the afore-mentioned bomber. We turn up to the party and mingle away.
Until, of course, my brother starts this conversation. Entire converstion:
Bro: How do you know [host]?
Man: I work with her
Bro: So where are you from then?
Man: Iraq
Fucksocks.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:36, Reply)
Shortly before halloween, there was an FP courtesy of Rotating Wobbly Hat featuring a young lady dressed as a suicide bomber. Perfect.
My brother was in dire need of a costume, so i suggested he strap 40 odd party poppers to his chest and put a tea towel on his head and go as the afore-mentioned bomber. We turn up to the party and mingle away.
Until, of course, my brother starts this conversation. Entire converstion:
Bro: How do you know [host]?
Man: I work with her
Bro: So where are you from then?
Man: Iraq
Fucksocks.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:36, Reply)
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