
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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...so I went as Papa Lazarou. When I got there, I was the only one who had bothered. I had to travel on the tube done up like a minstrel, and as luck would have it, every time the train stopped another enormous black man would get on and sit opposite me. I've never felt so scared/exhilerated in my life. It was great, but I don't think I'd do it again.

( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 22:56, Reply)
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