Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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TurtlesI heard of a guy who went to a fancy dress party with his girlfirnd on his back
"What the fuck are you supposed to be?" asked the host
"A turtle" syas the guy "This is Michelle"
Sorry.
EDIT: Or the bloke who came to a fancy dress party with his knob in a bowl of custard. "And what the hell are you" asks host
"I'm fucking discustard" says bloke
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 8:13,
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