Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Launch PartyI once went to a launch party for a dotcom I was working for. The theme of the party was hats - you had to wear some type of hat.
Now the boss of this dotcom was a German twat called Oliver Prill. Right cunt he was. His idea of motivating people was to scream at the top of his lungs and threaten everyone with the sack. I despised the little weed. (Why is it that little people in positions of power turn into raving psychotics?)
Anyway. I scoured the military surplus stores of London until I got the hat I wanted and went to the party. Had a fantastic time but Oliver was staring suspiciously at me all night. Eventually he came up to me and looked at my hat.
"You do vealise vot zat hat iss from?" he asked.
"Course mate. East German Secret Police. "I "vanted" to make you feel at home"
He went spastic.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 8:40,
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