actaully, whilst i'm here, i'll share some other people's shame
a 'french disco' party threw up some wonders of the modern age. the loud, brash, jamie-oliver-type-gimp wanker on our course came in a pretty-good pre-GLC GLC outfit. except he'd grown a small moustache, and i wasted no time spending the entire evening telling him (and pointing out to his poor girlfriend, who wouldn't go near him) that it made him look like michael fish.

at my final show, for both graphics and fine art, the try-hard-f***-up girl that every year has, turned up in a plum coloured PVC dominatrix outfit with stacked PVC boots. i think she was a bit upset that nobody batted an eyelid.

fetish party, as all unis are by charter obliged to hold, always turns up some interesting stuff. however, pity the poor git who thought it would be a good idea to go naked but wrapped in gaffa tape. i heard he was slathered in savlon for the following week following it's removal.

'essex party', one guy came in blue slacks, white loafers, a baseball cap, burberry parka-thing, and polyester ben sherman rip off shirt. before he went to the party he tested it out in the chavvier parts of town, and got bought a few drinks.

oh, it's only fair i suppose. I went to the same party in full 80s tart get-up - crimped hair, blue eyeshadow, florescent pink lipstick, tiger print thin vest with blue push up bra visible, shiny polyester minishirt, huge gold gypsy-hoop earrings, fishnets gold ankle bracelet, and magnificent white stilettos, the single best charity shop buy EVER. i've recently seen photos. i really didn't intend to look that good. gah
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 10:30, Reply)