Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
(
chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
« Go Back
MoodsA guy had a fancy dress party for his birthday. The theme was Moods, and the bouncers had strict instructions not to let anyone in who was not in fancy dress.
First up came a couple of people dressed in red. "We're really angry!" they said, and were let in.
Then came a couple of people in green. "We're green with envy!" they said, and were let in.
Then came a couple of West Indian blokes. The first had a piece of fruit on his penis and the second had his manhood buried in a tin of Ambrosia.
"Hang on, lads," said the bouncer. "What have you come as?"
"I'm deep in dis pear!" announced the first.
The second said, "I'm fucking dis custard!"
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 11:12, Reply)
« Go Back