Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Blast from the PastIt was titled "Blast from the Past", and we were all agreed it was a shit title for a sixth form disco.
Nobody could think of what to wear. Did it mean that we should dress as an event, or as a person from history? “Blast from the Past” meant nothing to anyone of my friends.
I on the other hand knew exactly what I was going to wear. I'd planned it for weeks, and finally the night arrived. I waited in the boarding house (yes, I did go to public school..) for everybody else to leave, and then donned my clothing. About ten minutes later I finally arrived at the disco, dress as an IRA terrorist! My outfit was complete; I had the camouflage coat, black trousers, balaclava and bomb!
The member of staff on the door who took my ticket wouldn't even talk to me (he had been an Army Red Cap who had served in Northern Ireland). Therefore I didn't speak for about 2 hours. Not even my friends knew who I was. I spent most of the evening pissing myself laughing.
Of course the best bit of the evening was waiting outside the school to be picked up by my parents at 11.00pm!! I scared many a person that night!
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(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 18:28, Reply)
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