Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Poor ol' TeefWe have a mate, who has the biggest and most mank teeth ever. Let's call her 'Teef' to protect her true identity.
Well, last halloween, we threw a massive fancy dress party and all our mates were there. I was talking to a male friend of mine (Dave, who was dressed as Frankenstien's monster and had fake billy-bob teeth in), when Teef came bounding in grinning, dressed up all like Widow Twanky from a bad pantomime.
"Awight? Aren't u gonna introduce me to this handsome chap?" she says.
So I did: "Teef, this is Dave. Dave, this is Teef.."
There was a moments silence. Dave was aware of this and decided to ask Teef an ice-breaker question; "Teef, those teeth you got in are terrific. They look so realistic! Mine look really fake and keep falling out! I must ask you where you got yours from?"
Teef looked at him tearfully and walked off quickly.
"What happened there?" asked Dave.
I explained and watched him do a kinda "Damn" face.
Oh, and I think being dressed like a bad panto character is more embarassing than having bad teeth!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 0:36, Reply)
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