Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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A fiddle dee dum...On a school charity day last year, a few of my friends were doing face painting in the maths room at lunch time.
I managed to con them into painting my face for free, and my chosen design was 'Katie the half a bee'. This involved me having half of my face covered in black and yellow stripes, and my other cheek having the words 'Katie the half a bee' scrawled on in biro.
Now, no one at school listened to Monty Python records, so did not get not get my genius pun on the song 'Eric the half a bee'.
People kept looking at me a bit funny, but that might be because the next lesson I had was PE and they had never seen half a bee playing table tennis in plimsoles before.
Worse still, a teacher who walked into the hall saw my face and started singing:
"a fiddle dee dum, a fiddle dee dee, Eric the half a BEEEEE!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 11:48, Reply)
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