Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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The only 5 words you need......when someone you know is planning a party and toys with the idea of fancy dress are:
I
don't
fuckin'
think
so
For me, there'll always be a big difference between having a laugh and looking like a total cock. And as for the multitude of wanky visual puns like 'fuckin dis custard', 'premature ejaculation' etc, all that would earn you in my gaff is an invitation to fuck off at gunpoint for being a witless twat.
When it comes to fancy dress, I've been a miserable old git since birth. No apologies offered. Meeehhhhhhhhh.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2006, 16:06, Reply)
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