
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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But I once got a pair of old wellies, and took a blowtorch (see: lighter) to the toe of one of them, put on some tatty op-shop overalls and a flannelette shirt, frazzled my hair and smeared my face with charcoal.
Result: Electrician who had been involved in an industrial accident.
I thought that it was pretty obvious, but the amount of dunderheads who asked me how my boot had melted drove me to distraction.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2006, 1:18, Reply)
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