Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Dressed all in black, on a train to Scotland - black shirt, jacket, troos.Rather bored, I folded a piece of blank A4 into an inch-wide strip, buttoned my collar and slipped it in, and promptly forgot all about it.
Going to the buffet car half an hour later, however, people's reactions to me changed completely - immediately people were very polite and charming to me, instead of dismissive and rude.
Not so much a fancy dress fail, but fuck it I don't really go in for it anyway, it's Friday, and I don't care.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:02,
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and........ you've committed a criminal offence and got away with it, WD (yes, it really is, bizarrely enough)
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It's very important that people are properly vetted and trained...before being allowed to bugger choirboys.
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