Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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VitalistOut trick-or-treating last night, a shambling figure coming towards us totally spooked my youngest. As the figure lurched into a pool of light, she relaxed, and said loudly, "Oh, I thought that man was a zombie!"
He wasn't wearing fancy dress.
He was black.
Luckily he didn't take offence.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)
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